kramergate:

me: I should do laundry

my brain: you should die

me: touché

one-in-lemillion:

The lack of sound is… unsettling. It forces you to take in the absolute chaos for what it is.

mens-rights-activia:

danthemedicman:

weloveshortvideos:

Well, that is one way to pass the time during a rain delay

This is the quality content I live for

This short moment is more entertaining than the entire game of baseball

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

nicollekidman:

not to be controversial but absolutely disgusting that it’s sunday night 

meanplastic:

“i’m so full…. do you want these nuggets?”

komaedalovemail:

Perhaps i will drink my sorrows away.. *opens up capri sun*

teenagerposts:

TURN UP THE SOUND IM BEGGING YOU

actualbrendonurie:

sarcasm-not-capitalism:

actualbrendonurie:

i just saw someone on tumblr say they were born in 2004 and i choked you’re all babies babies i say it’s impossible anyone born in 2004 is 5 years old at most 

I was born in 2004 and I’m 14 lmao

that’s impossible 2004 was only 5 years ago you are a mere baby please return to your miniaturized racecar bed

dutchster:

when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

isneezedonthebeet:

adenasamin:

lovepsychothefirst:

jennamourey:

A Full Face of Rhinestones

#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles#I’ve never subscribed to hr channel#but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect#she does NOT clickbait#she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do#90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait#but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says#how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground#I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT#spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees#as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in#while floating 4 feet above the ground#because she fucking found out how many balloons it took#‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title#her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences#by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap#I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS#literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them#I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around#she just … does exactly what she says she will#like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies

I love her so much

theroguefeminist:

little known fact, once you are older & no longer in school, time stops being real. did that thing happen one year ago? two? five? a few months ago? who knows. 

ayyvpd:

me .01 seconds after emphatically saying yes to plans